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Brain Smasher: A Love Story   1993         N/R, 88 min. Genre: Action / Comedy Director: Albert Pyun   Cast: Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, Yuji Okumoto, Brion James, Tim Thomerson, Charles Rocket, Nicholas Guest, Dorothy Dells, Wrick Jones, Galen Schrick, Steve Tancora, Peter Kwong   Supermodel Samantha Crain (Teri Hatcher) attempts to deliver a smuggled package containing a red lotus flower to her sister Cammy (Deborah Van Valkenburgh). On making the delivery, she learns that Cammy has been captured by Chinese Shaolin Monks who want the lotus flower because they believe it holds the key to ultimate power. The sisters manage to flee the Monks, and Samantha hires Ed "Brain Smasher" Molloy (Andrew Dice Clay) as her bodyguard. The couple fights off the monks a number of times—until Molloy is captured. The monks demand the lotus flower in return for Molloy, and the sisters must decide whether or not to make a deal. Cast Andrew Dice Clay Ed Molloy Teri Hatcher Samantha Crain Deborah Van Valkenburgh Cammy Crain Yuji Okumoto Wu Brion James Brown Tim Thomerson Black Charles Rocket Jones Nicholas Guest Smith Dorothy Dells Miss Bellows Wrick Jones Lead Officer Galen Schrick Jim Romeo Steve Tancora Bob Brisco Peter Kwong Red Monk