Alone in the Dark 2005  R, 96 min.
Genre: Horror / Thriller
Director: Uwe Boll
Cast: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Frank C. Turner, Matthew Walker, Will Sanderson, Mark Acheson, Darren Shahlavi, Karin Konoval, Craig Bruhnanski, Kwesi Ameyaw, Brad Turner
When Edward Carnby (Christian Slater) investigates the murder of a friend, clues lead him to Shadow Island where he digs into the secrets of an ancient civilization.
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Blackwoods 2002  R, 92 min.
Genre: Thriller
Director: Uwe Boll
Cast: Patrick Muldoon, Keegan Connor Tracy, Will Sanderson, Michael Pare, Clint Howard, Anthony Harrison, Matthew Walker, Janet Wright, Sean Campbell, Ben Derrick, Michael Eklund, Nathaniel DeVeaux
Although haunted by a death he caused while driving drunk, Matt (Patrick Muldoon) plans a romantic weekend with his girlfriend, Dawn (Keegan Connor Tracy). But the romance turns into a nightmare when Matt is attacked by a man with an ax and then is sent into the forest to be hunted down by Dawn's family who are, in fact, the parents and siblings of the girl he killed in the accident.
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BloodRayne 2006  R, 94 min.
Genre: Action / Fantasy / Horror
Director: Uwe Boll
Cast: Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Matthew Davis, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Will Sanderson, Udo Kier, Billy Zane, Meat Loaf, Michael Pare, T.J. Storm, Geraldine Chaplin
Set in the 18th century, this story involves Romanian dhampir (half-human, half-vampire) Rayne (Kristanna Loken) and her efforts to avenge her mother's rape and death by putting her guilty father (Ben Kingsley) at the top of her hit list. In the process, she joins forces with vampire hunters Sebastian and Vladimir (Matthew Davis and Michael Madsen) who are members of the secret Brimstone Society.
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BloodRayne II: Deliverance 2007 N/R, 89 min.
Genre: Action / Fantasy / Horror / Western
Director: Uwe Boll
Cast: Natassia Malthe, Zack Ward, Brendan Fletcher, Chris Coppola, John Tench, Michael Eklund, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Michael Pare, Michael Teigen, Michael Robinson, Aidan Williamson, Carrie Genzel
A century has passed since the events of "BloodRayne," and our favorite dhampir (half human, half vampire), Rayne (now played by Natassia Malthe), heads to Montana to take on ancient vampire Billy the Kid (Zack Ward). He intends to carve out a piece of the New World for his gang's use and is wreaking havoc on the townsfolk. But Rayne has help from lawman Pat Garrett (Michael Pare) and others to take on Billy and his gang. And let the video game begin.
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 House of the Dead 2003 R, 90 min.
Genre: Horror / Thriller
Director: Uwe Boll
Cast: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer, Ellie Cornell, Will Sanderson, Enuka Okuma, Kira Clavell, Jurgen Prochnow, Sonya Salomaa, Michael Eklund, David Palffy
Based on a popular video game, a group of teens heads for the big weekend rave party on a nearby island. But they miss the boat and must convince a local captain to take them. On arrival, they find no party, but they do find very hungry zombies and other creatures. Seeking refuge in an old house, they make a last stand. Yuk.
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In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale 2007  PG-13, 127 min.
Genre: Action / Adventure / Fantasy
Director: Uwe Boll
Cast: Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Kristanna Loken, Matthew Lillard, Brian J. White, Mike Dopud, Will Sanderson, Tania Saulnier, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Gabrielle Rose, Colin Ford
Based on the "Dungeon Siege" video game, this story involves turnip farmer Farmer (Jason Statham) whose son Zeph (Colin Ford) is killed and his wife Solana (Claire Forlani) kidnapped by the villainous Krugs–an army of beasts that shattered Farmer's nearby village. Farmer, Norick (Ron Perlman), and Bastian (Will Sanderson) venture out into unknown lands to rescue Solana and, in the process, save their king (Burt Reynolds) whose life is threatened by the wizard Gallian (Ray Liotta) who plots to rule the world.
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Postal 2007 R, 109 min.
Genre: Comedy / Action / Thriller
Director: Uwe Boll
Cast: Zack Ward, Dave Foley, Chris Coppola, Jackie Tohn, J.K. Simmons, Ralf Moeller, Verne Troyer, Chris Spencer, Larry Thomas, Michael Pare, Erick Avari, Lindsay Hollister, Brent Mendenhall, Rick Hoffman, Uwe Boll
After getting caught in a shoot-out at the unemployment office in Paradise, Arizona, Dude (Zack Ward) goes to his Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) asking for help and learns that the IRS is threatening to take everything that Dave owns and throw him in jail. Dave's solution for their problems is to hijack a shipment of penis-shaped Krotchy Dolls from the amusement park owned by Uwe Boll (himself) and sell them on eBay. But, Osama Bin Laden (Larry Thomas) also wants the dolls as part of a Taliban plot, and chaos ensues.
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| 1. Alone in the Dark (2005)
2. Blackwoods (2002)
3. BloodRayne (2006)
4. BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007)
5. House of the Dead (2003)
6. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
7. Postal (2007)
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