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The Apocalypse   1997     1 star    R, 96 min.
Genre: Action / Sci-Fi
Director: Hubert C. de la Bouillerie  
Cast: Sandra Bernhard, Cameron Dye, Frank Zagarino, Matt McCoy, Laura San Giacomo, Lee Arenberg, Michelle Anne Johnson, Merle Kennedy, Spencer Garrett, Teddy Lane Jr., Brandon Hooper, Dwayne Macopson, Norm Skaggs, Craig Strong, Gerald Henderson

  J.T. Wayne (Sandra Bernhard) captains a salvage spaceship on a mission to intercept a derelict cargo ship that is on a collision course with Earth. The cargo ship carries enough unstable fuel that would virtually destroy the planet. Unfortunately, there are enemies on the salvage ship who have different plans for the ship, as does J.T.'s computer.



Cast
Sandra Bernhard J.T. Wayne
Cameron Dye Lennon
Frank Zagarino Vendler
Matt McCoy Suarez
Laura San Giacomo Goad
Lee Arenberg Noel
Michelle Anne Johnson Misha
Merle Kennedy Mailai
Spencer Garrett Charlie
Teddy Lane Jr. Rugby
Brandon Hooper Mason
Dwayne Macopson Willis
Norm Skaggs Smuggler Captain
Craig Strong Figgis
Gerald Henderson Ben

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Dinner Rush   2000     2 and a half stars    R, 98 min.
Genre: Drama
Director: Bob Giraldi  
Cast: Danny Aiello, Edoardo Ballerini, Vivian Wu, Mike McGlone, Kirk Acevedo, Sandra Bernhard, Summer Phoenix, Polly Draper, Jamie Harris, Mark Margolis

  In this behind-the-scenes look at the dining scene, Louis Cropa (Danny Aiello) is a restaurant owner and bookie whose best friend has been killed by mobsters. Personalities include star-chef Udo Cropa (Edoardo Ballerini) and sous-chef Duncan (Kirk Acevedo)–both of them just happen to be involved with the restaurant's sexy hostess, Nicole (Vivian Wu).


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Hudson Hawk   1991     1 and a half stars    R, 95 min.
Genre: Action / Comedy
Director: Michael Lehmann  
Cast: Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell, James Coburn, Richard E. Grant, Sandra Bernhard, Donald Burton, Don Harvey, David Caruso, Lorraine Toussaint

  In an effort to take over the world, the Mayflowers–Darwin (Richard E. Grant) and Minerva (Sandra Bernhard)–blackmail Hudson Hawk (Bruce Willis) into stealing three Leonardo da Vinci works of art. Not Willis' best effort, but the film does contain some good action scenes amidst off-the-wall comedy.


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I Woke Up Early the Day I Died   1998     half star    N/R, 90 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Aris Iliopulos  
Cast: Billy Zane, Abraham Benrubi, Sandra Bernhard, Karen Black, Mark Boone Junior, Tippi Hedren, Eartha Kitt, Ann Magnuson, Andrew McCarthy, Will Patton

  This homage to Ed Wood Jr. is based on one of his scripts. While originally written for a silent movie, the music and sound effects take over to replace Wood's usual bad dialogue. The result is the same!

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Inside Monkey Zetterland   1993     2 stars    R, 93 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Jefery Levy  
Cast: Steve Antin, Patricia Arquette, Sandra Bernhard, Sofia Coppola, Tate Donovan, Rupert Everett, Katherine Helmond, Bo Hopkins, Ricki Lake, Debi Mazar, Martha Plimpton, Frances Bay, Luca Bercovici, Chris Nash, Blair Tefkin

  Once a child actor and now an aspiring screenwriter, Monkey Zetterland (Steve Antin) tries to work on his story despite interruptions from his off-the-wall family, friends, and neighbors.



Cast
Steve Antin Monkey Zetterland
Patricia Arquette Grace Zetterland
Sandra Bernhard Imogene
Sofia Coppola Cindy
Tate Donovan Brent Zetterland
Rupert Everett Sasha
Katherine Helmond Honor Zetterland
Bo Hopkins Mike Zetterland
Ricki Lake Bella
Debi Mazar Daphne
Martha Plimpton Sofie
Frances Bay Grandma
Luca Bercovici Boot Guy
Chris Nash Police Officer
Blair Tefkin Brent's Assistant

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The King of Comedy   1983     3 stars  User Rating      PG, 108 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Martin Scorsese  
Cast: Robert De Niro, Jerry Lewis, Diahnne Abbott, Sandra Bernhard, Ed Herlihy, Shelley Hack, Liza Minnelli, Martin Scorsese, Tony Randall, Marta Heflin, Loretta Tupper, Catherine Scorsese

  Robert Pupkin (Robert De Niro) is a psychotic, would-be comedian who kidnaps his hero Jerry Langford (Jerry Lewis) in the hope that his actions will result in his appearance on Langford's late-night talk show.    2 User Reviews




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his movie IS on DVDBrucifer67 09/10/2009 
  

Anonymous 07/20/2009 
  Most excellent movie. A rather dark comedy

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Sesame Street Presents Follow That Bird   1985     2 and a half stars    G, 88 min.
Genre: Family / Comedy / Adventure / Musical
Director: Ken Kwapis  
Cast: Carroll Spinney, Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Paul Bartel, Sandra Bernhard, John Candy, Chevy Chase, Sally Kellerman, Dave Thomas, Joe Flaherty, Richar Hunt, Kathryn Mullen, Jerry Nelson, Laraine Newman, Brian Hohlfeld

  Thinking that he would be happier living in a foster home, Miss Finch (Sally Kellerman) takes Big Bird (Carroll Spinney) from his home on Sesame Street to live with the Dodo birds in Oceanview, Illinois. But, now Big Bird wants to return to his nest, and, because he is flightless, he takes a hitchhiking trip filled with adventure back to Sesame Street. This movie for kids features good music throughout.



Cast
Carroll Spinney Big Bird/Oscar/Bruno/Grouch
Jim Henson Kermit the Frog/Ernie/Others
Frank Oz Cookie Monster/Bert/Grover
Paul Bartel Grouch Cook
Sandra Bernhard Grouch Waitress
John Candy State Trooper
Chevy Chase Newscaster
Sally Kellerman Miss Finch (voice)
Dave Thomas Sam Sleaze
Joe Flaherty Sid Sleaze
Richar Hunt Forgetful Jones/Others
Kathryn Mullen Grouch/Others
Jerry Nelson Biff/Count/Herry/Others
Laraine Newman Mommy Dodo (voice)
Brian Hohlfeld Daddy Dodo (voice)
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Shogun Assassin   1980     2 and a half stars    R, 86 min.
Genre: Action / Drama / Thriller
Director: Robert Houston  
Cast: Tomisaburo Wakayama, Akihiro Tomikawa, Kayo Matsuo, Minoru Ohki, Akiji Kobayashi, Shin Kishida, Lamont Johnson, Marshall Efron, Sandra Bernhard, Lennie Weinrib

  Samurai warrior Ogami Itto (Tomisaburo Wakayama) travels with his young son, Diagoro (Akihiro Tomikawa), on a quest in the brutal struggle for survival to avenge the murder of his wife.



Cast
Tomisaburo Wakayama Ogami Itto
Akihiro Tomikawa Daigoro
Kayo Matsuo Supreme Ninja
Minoru Ohki Master of Death
Akiji Kobayashi Master of Death
Shin Kishida Master of Death
Lamont Johnson Voice
Marshall Efron Voice
Sandra Bernhard Voice
Lennie Weinrib Voice

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Somewhere in the City   1998     2 stars  User Rating      N/R, 93 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Ramin Niami  
Cast: Sandra Bernhard, Ornella Muti, Robert John Burke, Peter Stormare, Bai Ling, Paul Anthony Stewart, Bulle Ogier, Linda Dano, Bill Sage, Steve Schub

  Six New York City Lower East Side apartment dwellers lead lives bordering on both sides of eccentric in this ensemble comedy.


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Track 29   1988     2 stars    R, 90 min.
Genre: Drama / Mystery / Thriller
Director: Nicolas Roeg  
Cast: Theresa Russell, Gary Oldman, Christopher Lloyd, Sandra Bernhard, Colleen Camp, Seymour Cassel, Leon Rippy, Vance Colvig, Kathryn Tomlinson, Jerry Rushing, Tommy Hull, J. Michael Hunter, Richard K. Olsen

  When Linda (Theresa Russell) was 15 years old, she gave a baby up for adoption. Now, it is years later, and Linda is unhappily married to Dr. Henry (Christopher Lloyd) who is preoccupied with model trains–his "locos." One day, Martin (Gary Oldman) appears on the scene and claims that he is Linda's long-lost son. Linda bonds with Martin, but as she gets to know him there are signs that Martin may not be who he says he is.



Cast
Theresa Russell Linda Henry
Gary Oldman Martin
Christopher Lloyd Dr. Henry Henry
Sandra Bernhard Nurse Stein
Colleen Camp Arlanda
Seymour Cassel Dr. Bernard Fairmont
Leon Rippy Trucker
Vance Colvig Mr. Ennis
Kathryn Tomlinson Receptionist
Jerry Rushing Redneck
Tommy Hull Counterman
J. Michael Hunter Waiter
Richard K. Olsen Delegate
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Without You I'm Nothing   1990     3 stars    R, 94 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: John Boskovich  
Cast: Sandra Bernhard, John Doe, Lu Leonard, Ken Foree, Cynthia Bailey, Steve Antin

  Sandra Bernhard imitates Simone, Barbra Streisand, and Diana Ross in numerous acts where she changes her personality and looks to "become" those women, and illustrates the phoniness of the "show-biz" world in which she exists.

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Wrongfully Accused   1998     1 star    PG-13, 85 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Pat Proft  
Cast: Leslie Nielsen, Kelly LeBrock, Richard Crenna, Michael York, Melinda McGraw, Aaron Pearl, Pat Proft, Sandra Bernhard, Gerard Plunkett, Leslie Jones

  Ryan Harrison (Leslie Nielsen) has been wrongfully accused of murder and is sentenced to death. But he manages a last minute escape, and now the law is in hot pursuit as Harrison tries to find the real killer.


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Movie Quick Pick
1. The Apocalypse (1997)
2. Dinner Rush (2000)
3. Hudson Hawk (1991)
4. I Woke Up Early the Day I Died (1998)
5. Inside Monkey Zetterland (1993)
6. The King of Comedy (1983)
7. Sesame Street Presents Follow That Bird (1985)
8. Shogun Assassin (1980)
9. Somewhere in the City (1998)
10. Track 29 (1988)
11. Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
12. Wrongfully Accused (1998)


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