Attack of the 5'2" Women 1994 R, 82 min. Genre: Comedy aka: National Lampoon's Attack of the 5'2" Women Attack of the 5 foot 2 Women
Director: Richard Wenk, Julie Brown Cast: Julie Brown, Stella Stevens, Adam Storke, Sam McMurray, Khrystyne Haje, John Robert Hoffman, Bridget Sienna, Eric Edwards, Priscilla Barnes, Dick Miller
Spoofmaster Julie Brown comes up with two wild ones in this National Lampoon film. In the first, "Tonya: The Battle of Wounded Knee," she plays Tonya Hardly, who is out to win an Olympic Gold Medal in skating–but "Miss Perfect," Nancy Cardigan, is in the way. She plays Lenora Babbitt in the second sketch, "He Never Gave Me an Orgasm," which justified the removal of his penis. A raunchy flick.
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The Crossing Guard 1995 R, 117 min. Genre: Drama
Director: Sean Penn Cast: David Morse, Jack Nicholson, Robin Wright Penn, Anjelica Huston, Piper Laurie, Richard Bradford, Priscilla Barnes, David Baerwald, John Savage, Richard C. Sarafian
When a man's (Jack Nicholson) daughter is killed by a drunken driver (David Morse), both men's lives come close to being destroyed.
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The Devil's Rejects 2005 R, 101 min. Genre: Horror / Thriller / Action / Drama
Director: Rob Zombie Cast: Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon Zombie, William Forsythe, Ken Foree, Matthew McGrory, Leslie Easterbrook, Geoffrey Lewis, Priscilla Barnes, Dave Sheridan, Lew Temple, Danny Trejo, Kate Norby, Dallas Page, Brian Posehn
In this sequel to "House of 1000 Corpses," the gore keeps coming as the Firefly family, with its 1000+ victims, continues their killing spree. When Texas Sheriff Wydell (William Forsythe) visits the Firefly house, Otis (Bill Moseley), Baby Firefly (Sheri Moon Zombie), and Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig) escape, take a bloody road trip, and end up at an amusement park to continue their murderous activities–with the police in hot pursuit.
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Erotique 1994 R, 93 min. Genre: Drama
Director: Lizzie Borden, Monika Treut, Clara Law Cast: Tim Lounibos, Hayley Man, Choi Hark-kin, Priscilla Barnes, Camilla Soeberg, Michael Carr, Peter Kern, Kamela Lopez-Dawson, Bryan Cranston, Liane Alexandra
This three-episode film centers on sex and sensuality–from the feminist point of view. In the First segment, Lizzie Borden directs "Let's Talk About Love" which involves telephone sex. The second offing is "Taboo Parlor;" directed by Monika Treut; it is about lesbians searching for a boy toy. Finally, "Won Ton Soup" is Clara Law's story of long distance lovers trying Chinese sexual techniques.
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Final Payback 2001 N/R, 102 min. Genre: Action / Thriller
Director: Art Camacho Cast: Richard Grieco, Martin Kove, Laura Harring, John Saxon, Michael Bowen, Corbin Bernsen, Priscilla Barnes, Sherrie Rose, David "Shark" Fralick, Jeanette O'Connor
Although ex-cop Joey Randall (Richard Grieco) had been enjoying an affair with the police chief's (John Saxon) wife (Priscilla Barnes), when she is murdered he insists that he had nothing to do with the crime. Despite the police breathing down his neck, Joey stays one step ahead in tracking down the killer.
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Implicated 1998 R, 91 min. Genre: Drama
Director: Irving Belateche Cast: William McNamara, Amy Locane, Philip Baker Hall, Frederic Forrest, Priscilla Barnes, Elizabeth Barondes, Amanda DeCadenet, Richard Tyson, Cara Keough, Roger Clinton
Tom (William McNamara) has diabolical plans to fake the kidnapping of his boss' daughter so the two men can reap benefits from the ransom. The plans involve the unwitting help of his girlfriend, Ann (Amy Locane), but when the boss dies suddenly after the "kidnapping," Ann and Tom are left with no place to turn.
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The Last Married Couple in America 1980 R, 103 min. Genre: Comedy
Director: Gilbert Cates Cast: George Segal, Natalie Wood, Richard Benjamin, Valerie Harper, Bob Dishy, Dom DeLuise, Arlene Golonka, Sondra Currie, Colby Chester, Priscilla Barnes
This is an inane story about a not-so-stupid couple, Mari (Natalie Wood) and Jeff (George Segal) Thompson who fear their marriage will go the way of those of their friends: into the divorce court.
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Licence to Kill 1989 PG-13, 133 min. Genre: Action / Adventure / Drama / Thriller
Director: John Glen Cast: Timothy Dalton, Carey Lowell, Robert Davi, Talisa Soto, Anthony Zerbe, Frank McRae, Everett McGill, Benicio Del Toro, Desmond Llewelyn, David Hedison, Wayne Newton, Anthony Starke, Robert Brown, Pedro Armendariz Jr., Priscilla Barnes
Timothy Dalton continues his James Bond portrayals in his second starring role as Agent 007. This time, he heads to Mexico to fight a drug empire after learning that drug dealer Franz Sanchez (Robert Davi) has killed his CIA friend Felix Leiter's (David Hedison) bride on their honeymoon. Bond tracks down Sanchez, and the chase culminates on the highway and involves an oil tanker and a helicopter.
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Mallrats 1995 R, 97 min. Genre: Comedy / Romance
Director: Kevin Smith Cast: Shannen Doherty, Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Claire Forlani, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Priscilla Barnes, Michael Rooker, Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams, Renee Humphrey, Ethan Suplee, Stan Lee, Carol Banker, Kyle Boe
This teen movie is about one day in the life of 17-year-olds who hang out at the Eden Prairie Center Mall. Brodie (Jason Lee) and T.S. (Jeremy London) both broke up with their girlfriends, Rene (Shannen Doherty) and Brandi (Claire Forlani). Now, they are wandering around the mall looking for anything to do and manage to appear on Stan Lee's (playing himself) game show, and all is going well–until Brandi and Rene come to the mall.
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The Seniors 1978 R, 87 min. Genre: Comedy
Director: Rodney Amateau Cast: Jeffrey Byron, Gary Imhoff, Dennis Quaid, Lou Richards, Priscilla Barnes, Rocky Flintermann, Edward Andrews, Ian Wolfe, Alan Reed, Alan Hewitt, Robert Emhardt, Lynn Cartwright
As an alternative to actually finding jobs after their college graduations, Larry, Ben, Alan, and Steve (Jeffrey Byron, Gary Imhoff, Dennis Quaid, and Lou Richards) come up with a plan: get a grant to study college-aged women's sexuality and become researchers. But, they are in for a big surprise when their "sex clinic" turns into a multi-million dollar business, and they are raking in the money.
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Stepfather III: Father's Day 1992 R, 110 min. Genre: Horror / Thriller aka: Stepfather 3: Father's Day
Director: Guy Magar Cast: Robert Wightman, Priscilla Barnes, Season Hubley, John Ingle, David Tom, Dennis Paladino, Stephen Mendel, Jay Acovone, Mario Roccuzzo, Christa Miller, Joan Dareth, Jennifer Bassey, Adam Ryan, Mindy Ann Martin, Joel Carlson
This made-for-TV continuation of "Stepfather" brings the series to an end. The Stepfather (Robert Wightman)–again–escapes from a mental institution. He gets his face altered, heads to another quiet town, and finds another woman, Christine Davis (Priscilla Barnes) with son Andy (David Tom) to call his own. He takes a job in a nursery where he notes that human mulch makes the plants grow faster.
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Sunday Lovers 1980 R, 127 min. Genre: Comedy
Director: Various Directors Cast: Roger Moore, Lino Ventura, Ugo Tognazzi, Gene Wilder, Lynn Redgrave, Kathleen Quinlan, Priscilla Barnes, Denholm Elliott, Rossana Podesta, Robert Webber
Four short stories set in four separate countries relate the sexual exploits of four middle-aged men in this tasteless film, which is made worse by poor acting. Directors: Bryan Forbes, Edouard Molinaro, Dino Risi, and Gene Wilder. Wilder's story is probably the worst one.
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Thr3e 2007 PG-13, 105 min. Genre: Drama / Thriller
Director: Robby Henson Cast: Marc Blucas, Justine Waddell, Laura Jordan, Bill Moseley, Max Ryan, Sherman Augustus, Priscilla Barnes, Tom Bower, Philip Dunbar, Jeffrey Lee Hollis, Kevin Downes, Jack Ryan, Josh Skjold
A homicidal psychopath, the Riddle Killer–known as RK, stalks divinity student Kevin Parson (Marc Blucas) and gives him orders over the telephone to confess his "sin." More telephone calls follow with RK telling Kevin riddles that should help him figure out the "sin." Kevin gets help from Jennifer (Justine Waddell) whose brother was a victim of RK, and Kevin's childhood friend Samantha also joins in on the investigation as they race to win the "game" by figuring out the mystery before one or all of them die.
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| 1. Attack of the 5'2" Women (1994) aka: National Lampoon's Attack of the 5'2" Women aka: Attack of the 5 foot 2 Women
2. The Crossing Guard (1995)
3. The Devil's Rejects (2005)
4. Erotique (1994)
5. Final Payback (2001)
6. Implicated (1998)
7. The Last Married Couple in America (1980)
8. Licence to Kill (1989)
9. Mallrats (1995)
10. The Seniors (1978)
11. Stepfather III: Father's Day (1992) aka: Stepfather 3: Father's Day
12. Sunday Lovers (1980)
13. Thr3e (2007)
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