An American Carol 2008  PG-13, 83 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: David Zucker
Cast: Kevin P. Farley, Kelsey Grammer, Trace Adkins, Geoffrey Arend, Robert Davi, Leslie Nielsen, Dennis Hopper, James Woods, Jon Voight, Serdar Kalsin, Gary Coleman, David Alan Grier, Paris Hilton, Gail O'Grady, Chriss Anglin
In this satire on the career of liberal documentary filmmaker Michael Moore, Kevin P. Farley takes on the role of filmmaker Michael Malone who wants to abolish the Fourth of July holiday. He is visited by his idol John Kennedy's ghost (Chriss Anglin) who tells him that he will be visited by ghosts–including those of George Washington (Jon Voight) and General George S. Patton (Kelsey Grammer)–whose appearances will show him that the American military and patriotism are good.
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The Hottie and the Nottie 2008  PG-13, 91 min.
Genre: Comedy / Romance
Director: Tom Putnam
Cast: Paris Hilton, Joel Moore, Christine Lakin, Adam Kulbersh, The Greg Wilson, Johann Urb, Marianne Muellerleile, Kathryn Fiori, Erin Cardillo, Samantha Bailey, Gino Anthony Pesi, Karley Scott Collins
After his girlfriend (Kathryn Fiore) dumps him, geeky Nate Cooper (Joel Moore) leaves Maine on a cross-country trip to Los Angeles in search of Cristabel (Paris Hilton) who he loved 20 years ago when they were in the first grade. Nate makes the trek and does find Cristabel, but she refuses to go out with him unless he can find a boyfriend for her extremely unattractive best friend June (Christine Lakin). When Nate fails at finding someone interested in dating June more than once, he helps June go through a makeover to improve her looks. The results are amazing–especially to Nate who now looks at June in a new way.
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 House of Wax 2005  R, 105 min.
Genre: Horror / Thriller
Director: Jaume Collet-Serra
Cast: Elisha Cuthbert, Chad Michael Murray, Brian Van Holt, Paris Hilton, Jared Padalecki, Jon Abrahams, Robert Ri'chard, Dragicia Debert, Thomas Adamson, Murray Smith, Sam Harkess, Andy Anderson, Damon Herriman, Emma Lung
A group of friends (Elisha Cuthbert, Chad Michael Murray, Paris Hilton, Jared Padalecki, Jon Abrahams, and Robert Ri'chard) are on their way to a football game when their car breaks down. They encounter hillbilly brothers (both played by Brian Van Holt) who, one by one, torture and then murder members of the group. Of course, as the mayhem continues, the number of statues in the wax museum increases.
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Repo! The Genetic Opera 2008 R, 97 min.
Genre: Horror / Fantasy / Musical
Director: Darren Lynn Bousman
Cast: Alexa Vega, Anthony Head, Paul Sorvino, Paris Hilton, Sarah Brightman, Bill Moseley, Nivek Ogre, Terrance Zdunich, Sarah Power, Jessica Horn, Branko Lebar, Brianna Buckmaster, Brad Austin, Anna Kostan, Marty Adams
It is the year 2056, and there is an epidemic of organ failures on the planet. President Rotti Largo (Paul Sorvino) of GeneCo offers easy financing for transplant surgery but retains the right to repossess the organ if payments are not made on time. His hired assassin Repo Man (Anthony Head) stops at nothing to retrieve the organs. Rotti is dying, and his sons Luigi (Bill Moseley) and Pavi (Nivek Ogre)–along with his daughter Amber (Paris Hilton)–are fighting for control of GeneCo. Meanwhile, Repo Man has his own problems involving his 17-year-old daughter Shilo (Alexa Vega) who suffers from a rare blood disease, and Blind Mag (Sarah Brightman), who is Shilo's godmother, is his next target.
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| 1. An American Carol (2008)
2. The Hottie and the Nottie (2008)
3. House of Wax (2005)
4. Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
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