Disaster Movie 2008 PG-13, 90 min. Genre: Comedy
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Cast: Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, G. Thang, Nicole Parker, Crista Flanagan, Carmen Electra, Kimberly Kardashian, Ike Baninholtz, Tony Cox, Tad Hilgenbrink, Nick Steele, John Di Domenico, Jason Boegh, Valerie Wildman, Abe Spigner
Will (Matt Lanter) has just broken up with Amy (Vanessa Minnillo) when asteroids, tornadoes, and earthquakes appear to be attacking Earth. The world is coming to an end if a stolen skull is not returned. Amy works at the Museum of Natural History, which holds the skull, and Will risks his life to rescue Amy who is now trapped in the museum and holds to key to survival for all.
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Meet the Spartans 2008 PG-13, 84 min. Genre: Comedy
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Cast: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Method Man, Jareb Dauplaise, Travis Van Winkle, Phil Morris, Jim Piddock, Nicole Parker, Ike Barinholtz, Hunter Clary
In this satire on "300," our hero Leonidas (Sean Maguire), clad in a cape and leather panties, and his brave band of 13 skip along singing songs and having a real "gay" march on the dastardly Persian King Xerxes (Ken Davitian). But it won't be an easy task to save his beloved Sparta from destruction as they must deal with a myriad of celebrity look-alikes such as Britney Spears, Nicole Parker, Tom Cruise, Simon Cowell, etc. Meanwhile, Leonidas' Queen, Margot (Carmen Electra), stays behind to entertain the elders with her scant clothing and perform other acts between massages. Get the picture?
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The Neverending Story III 1994 G, 95 min. Genre: Family / Adventure / Fantasy aka: The Neverending Story III: Escape from Fantasia
Director: Peter MacDonald Cast: Jason James Richter, Melody Kay, Jack Black, Carole Finn, Ryan Bollman, Freddie Jones, Julie Cox, Moya Brady, Tracey Ellis, Tony Robinson, Thomas Petruo, Kevin McNulty, Nicole Parker, Adrien Dorval, Kaefan Shaw
Once again we enter the world of young Bastian Bux (Jason James Richter) who escapes to the library to avoid school bullies, The Nasties, led by Slip (Jack Black). Bastian enters the world of Fantasia when he reads "Neverending Story," but the bullies find the book, enter Fantasia, and create chaos. The Childlike Empress (Julie Cox) asks Bastian to reenter the real world and retrieve the book from Slip and his gang. With help from his sister Nicole (Melody Kay), Bastian sets off on his mission to save Fantasia.
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| 1. Disaster Movie (2008)
2. Meet the Spartans (2008)
3. The Neverending Story III (1994) aka: The Neverending Story III: Escape from Fantasia
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