Attack of the 5'2" Women 1994  R, 82 min.
Genre: Comedy
aka: National Lampoon's Attack of the 5'2" Women
Attack of the 5 foot 2 Women
Director: Richard Wenk, Julie Brown
Cast: Julie Brown, Stella Stevens, Adam Storke, Sam McMurray, Khrystyne Haje, John Robert Hoffman, Bridget Sienna, Eric Edwards, Priscilla Barnes, Dick Miller
Spoofmaster Julie Brown comes up with two wild ones in this National Lampoon film. In the first, "Tonya: The Battle of Wounded Knee," she plays Tonya Hardly, who is out to win an Olympic Gold Medal in skating–but "Miss Perfect," Nancy Cardigan, is in the way. She plays Lenora Babbitt in the second sketch, "He Never Gave Me an Orgasm," which justified the removal of his penis. A raunchy flick.
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The King's Guard 2000  PG-13, 93 min.
Genre: Action
Director: Jonathan Tydor
Cast: Eric Roberts, Ron Perlman, Lesley-Anne Down, Ashley Jones, Trevor St. John, David Beecroft, Brian Cousins, Gerald Patrick Cox, Khrystyne Haje, Matthias Hues
Princess Gwendolyn (Ashley Jones) is protected by the King's Guard as she travels through territory inhabited by an outlaw band intent on overthrowing the king. Wouldn't you know it, the princess and the guards are chased, take shelter in some ruins, and try to figure out how to get out of trouble. But Augustus Talbert (Eric Roberts), the outcast nobleman and the leader of the outlaws, has his own plans. Low-class acting, fighting scenes, costumes, and so on and so on.
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| 1. Attack of the 5'2" Women (1994)
aka: National Lampoon's Attack of the 5'2" Women
aka: Attack of the 5 foot 2 Women
2. The King's Guard (2000)
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