Meet the Spartans 2008 PG-13, 84 min. Genre: Comedy
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Cast: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Method Man, Jareb Dauplaise, Travis Van Winkle, Phil Morris, Jim Piddock, Nicole Parker, Ike Barinholtz, Hunter Clary
In this satire on "300," our hero Leonidas (Sean Maguire), clad in a cape and leather panties, and his brave band of 13 skip along singing songs and having a real "gay" march on the dastardly Persian King Xerxes (Ken Davitian). But it won't be an easy task to save his beloved Sparta from destruction as they must deal with a myriad of celebrity look-alikes such as Britney Spears, Nicole Parker, Tom Cruise, Simon Cowell, etc. Meanwhile, Leonidas' Queen, Margot (Carmen Electra), stays behind to entertain the elders with her scant clothing and perform other acts between massages. Get the picture?
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The Transporter 2 2005 PG-13, 88 min. Genre: Action / Drama / Thriller
Director: Louis Leterrier Cast: Jason Statham, Alessandro Gassman, Amber Valletta, Kate Nauta, Matthew Modine, Jason Flemyng, Keith David, Hunter Clary, Shannon Briggs, Francois Berleand, Jeff Chase, Raymond Tong, Jeff Chase, Gregg Weiner, Gregg Davis
Transporter-for-hire Frank Martin (Jason Statham) has taken the job of chauffeuring young Jack (Hunter Clary), who is the son of Drug Enforcement Chief Billings (Matthew Modine), and his wife, Audrey (Amber Valletta). When Jack is kidnapped, Frank leaps into action to rescue him and, in the process, solves a biological crime involving a deadly virus.
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