Attack of the 5'2" Women 1994  R, 82 min.
Genre: Comedy
aka: National Lampoon's Attack of the 5'2" Women
Attack of the 5 foot 2 Women
Director: Richard Wenk, Julie Brown
Cast: Julie Brown, Stella Stevens, Adam Storke, Sam McMurray, Khrystyne Haje, John Robert Hoffman, Bridget Sienna, Eric Edwards, Priscilla Barnes, Dick Miller
Spoofmaster Julie Brown comes up with two wild ones in this National Lampoon film. In the first, "Tonya: The Battle of Wounded Knee," she plays Tonya Hardly, who is out to win an Olympic Gold Medal in skating–but "Miss Perfect," Nancy Cardigan, is in the way. She plays Lenora Babbitt in the second sketch, "He Never Gave Me an Orgasm," which justified the removal of his penis. A raunchy flick.
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Blade 1998  R, 120 min.
Genre: Action / Horror / Thriller
Director: Stephen Norrington
Cast: Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N'Bushe Wright, Donal Logue, Kevin Patrick Walls, Udo Kier, Arly Jover, Traci Lords, Tim Guinee, Sanaa Lathan, Eric Edwards, Donna Wong, Shannon Lee, Carmen Thomas
Based on comic book hero Blade (Wesley Snipes), this is an action-packed story about Blade's effort to stop his archenemy, vampire king Frost (Stephen Dorff), who is trying to take over the world and turn Earth into the vampires' planet. With help from his mentor Abraham Whistler (Kris Kristofferson) and hematologist Dr. Karen Jensen (N'Bushe Wright), Blade sets off to stop Frost before he can complete his evil deed.
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 Candyman 1992  R, 99 min.
Genre: Drama / Fantasy / Horror / Thriller / Mystery
Director: Bernard Rose
Cast: Virginia Madsen, Tony Todd, Xander Berkeley, Kasi Lemmons, Vanessa Williams, DeJuan Guy, Marianna Eliott, Ted Raimi, Ria Pavia, Mark Daniels, Stanley DeSantis, Kenneth A. Brown, Michael Culkin, Rusty Schwimmer, Eric Edwards
Graduate student Helen Lyle (Virginia Madsen) is researching the legend of a Chicago ghostly killer called "Candyman" (Tony Todd). She goes to the housing project where a woman was killed, presumably by Candyman's evil spirit, and finds more than she bargained for. A well-produced and acted psychological thriller.
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Problem Child 3 1995  TV, 95 min.
Genre: Family / Comedy / Fantasy
Director: Greg Beeman
Cast: William Katt, Justin Chapman, Gilbert Gottfried, Jack Warden, Sherman Howard, Carolyn Lowery, Eric Edwards, Blake McIver Ewing, Jennifer Ogletree, Brock Pierce, Jake Richardson, Ellen Albertini Dow, Jacqueline Obradors
OK, the first two in the series were BOMBs, and now TV execs decided to make a third. This one is flirting with making the "Bottom 10" list. New principals play Ben and Junior (William Katt and Justin Chapman), with Jack Warden a holdover as Big Ben. Junior falls in love with a classmate, and that means others who desire her are in for big trouble, as are all others who get in Junior's way.
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Sergeant Bilko 1996 PG, 92 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Jonathan Lynn
Cast: Steve Martin, Dan Aykroyd, Phil Hartman, Glenne Headly, Max Casella, Daryl Mitchell, Eric Edwards, Chris Rock, Rance Howard, Dan Ferro, Austin Pendleton
"Sergeant Bilko" is reincarnated from the 1960s' TV series. In this film version, starring Steve Martin in the title role, Major Thorn (Phil Hartman) is Bilko's nemesis as he plots revenge for being bilked over a boxing match 15 years ago.
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| 1. Attack of the 5'2" Women (1994)
aka: National Lampoon's Attack of the 5'2" Women
aka: Attack of the 5 foot 2 Women
2. Blade (1998)
3. Candyman (1992)
4. Problem Child 3 (1995)
5. Sergeant Bilko (1996)
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