The Adventures of Stella Star 1979  PG, 92 min.
Genre: Sci-Fi
aka: Starcrash
Star Crash
Director: Luigi Cozzi
Cast: Caroline Munro, Marjoe Gortner, Christopher Plummer, David Hasselhoff, Joe Spinell, Robert Tessier, Nadia Cassini, Judd Hamilton, Hamilton Camp, Salvatore Baccaro
Smugglers Stella (Caroline Munro) and Akton (Marjoe Gortner) are pursued by the galactic police. After being caught and imprisoned, it isn't long before they are out and being brought in front of the Emperor (Christopher Plummer) who signs them up to find and destroy a Count's secret weapon AND find his missing son. No challenge is too big for our heroines in this low-budget rip-off of "Star Wars."
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Bail Out 1989  R, 88 min.
Genre: Action
aka: W.B., Blue and the Bean
Director: Max Kleven
Cast: David Hasselhoff, Linda Blair, Tony Brubaker, Thomas Rosales Jr., John Vernon, Gregory Scott Cummins, Wayne Montanio, Jack Jozefson, Sheree Bodoff, Valerie Swift, Bob Minor, Caroline Barclay, Clay M. Lilley
Bounty hunters White Bread, Blue, and Bean (David Hasselhoff, Tony Brubaker, and Thomas Rosales Jr.) are hired to watch after wealthy Nettie (Linda Blair) who is scheduled to testify after witnessing a murder. When Nettie is abducted by a drug kingpin, our heroes head south to Mexico in hot pursuit. Gross language and nudity abound.
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The Big Tease 2000  R, 86 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Kevin Allen
Cast: Craig Ferguson, Frances Fisher, Chris Langham, Mary McCormack, Donal Logue, David Rasche, Kevin Allen, Isabella Aitken, Charles Napier, Larry Miller, Angela McCluskey, Francine York, David Hasselhoff, Cathy Lee Crosby, Nina Siemaszko
Leaving Scotland in the company of documentary filmmaker Martin Samuels (Chris Langham), Scottish hairstylist Crawford Mackenzie (Craig Ferguson) is the subject of an upcoming British TV program. He has every intention of winning the "Platinum Scissors" award at the World Hairdressing Competition in L.A. But it isn't long after Crawford checks in at the Century Plaza that he learns he was just invited to attend–not to compete. Determined to not only enter the competition but to win as well, Crawford gets help from publicist Cindy Harper (Frances Fisher), and he is on his way.
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The Cartier Affair 1984 TV, 95 min.
Genre: Comedy / Drama
Director: Rod Holcomb
Cast: Joan Collins, David Hasselhoff, Telly Savalas, Ed Lauter, Charles Napier, Randi Brooks, Rita Taggart, Stephen Apostle Pec, Jordan Charney, Jay Gerber, Louisa Moritz, Hilly Hicks
In this made-for-TV comedy romance, con artist Curt Taylor (David Hasselhoff) gets a job working as a secretary for film star Cartier Rand (Joan Collins) in order to settle a debt by stealing her jewelry collection. But love gets in the way.
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 Click 2006  PG-13, 108 min.
Genre: Comedy / Fantasy
Director: Frank Coraci
Cast: Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken, David Hasselhoff, Henry Winkler, Julie Kavner, Sean Astin, Joseph Castanon, Jonah Hill, Jake Hoffman, Cameron Monaghan, Jennifer Coolidge, Tatum McCann, Lorraine Nicholson
Overworked architect Michael Newman (Adam Sandler) runs into mysterious Morty (Christopher Walken) who gives him a very special universal remote. This remote allows Michael to mute his jabbering wife, Donna (Kate Beckinsale), and fast-forward through dinners with his parents (Henry Winkler and Julie Kavner). But, it takes over Michael's life. Fast-forwarding does not come without a price as Michael learns when he leaps into the future, misses the years when his children are growing up, and must live without all the little things that make life worthwhile.
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Kickin' It Old Skool 2007 PG-13, 107 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Harvey Glazer
Cast: Jamie Kennedy, Maria Menounos, Miguel A. Nunez Jr., Michael Rosenbaum, Christopher McDonald, Debra Jo Rupp, Bobby Lee, Aris Alvarado, Alan Ruck, Jesse Brown, Stuart Stone, Vivica A. Fox, David Hasselhoff, Alexander Calvert, Alexia Fast
While performing with his pals, the "Funky Fresh Kidz," in the Vista Avenue Elementary School's 1986 talent show, 12-year-old Justin (Alexander Calvert) break dances, falls, and is left in a coma. Now, 20 years later, Justin (Jamie Kennedy) awakens from his coma with the mind of a 12 year old and no motor skills. His parents (Christopher McDonald and Debra Jo Rupp) are thrilled to get their son back but are also far into debt because of his medical bills. Justin wants to help, and he reunites with the "Funky Fresh Kidz" to enter TV's "Get 2 Steppin" contest, which will reward the winner with $100,000 and a one-year contract–and in the process Justin may even win the girl of his dreams, Jennifer Stone (Maria Menounos).
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004 PG, 90 min.
Genre: Animation / Family / Adventure / Comedy
Director: Stephen Hillenburg
Cast: Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Mr. Lawrence, Clancy Brown, Jeffrey Tambor, Alec Baldwin, Scarlett Johansson, Mary Jo Catlett, David Hasselhoff, Carolyn Lawrence, Sirena Irwin, Jill Talley, Dee Bradley Baker
SpongeBob SquarePants (voice of Tom Kenny) and Patrick (voice of Bill Fagerbakke) leave Bikini Bottom in search of King Neptune's crown, which Mr. Krabs (voice of Clancy Brown) has been falsely accused of stealing.
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| 1. The Adventures of Stella Star (1979)
aka: Starcrash
aka: Star Crash
2. Bail Out (1989)
aka: W.B., Blue and the Bean
3. The Big Tease (2000)
4. The Cartier Affair (1984)
5. Click (2006)
6. Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)
7. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
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