An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn 1997 R, 86 min. Genre: Comedy
Director: Alan Smithee Cast: Ryan O'Neal, Coolio, Chuck D., Richard Jeni, Eric Idle, Whoopi Goldberg, Jackie Chan, Sylvester Stallone, Leslie Stefanson, Harvey Weinstein
The title of this film reflects the custom in Hollywood of replacing a director's name with "Alan Smithee" if the director wants his name removed from a film's credits. In this story, the director's real name IS Alan Smithee, which presents more than a few problems.
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China Strike Force 2000 R, 103 min. Genre: Action
Director: Stanley Tong Cast: Aaron Kwok, Norika Fujiwara, Wang Lee-Hom, Coolio, Paul Chiang, Mark Dacascos, Lau Siu-Ming, Ken Lo, Jennifer Lin, Yuen Jung
Agents Darren and Alex (Aaron Kwok and Wang Lee-Hom) are assigned the task of bringing a drug boss to justice while each one has personal issues with which to deal. High energy action.
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The Convent 2000 R, 84 min. Genre: Horror / Thriller
Director: Mike Mendez Cast: Adrienne Barbeau, Joanna Canton, Richard Trapp, Megahn Perry, Coolio, David Gunn, Bill Moseley, Oakley Stevenson, Jim Golden, Dax Miller
An unhappy former student kills several nuns and a priest in a girls' boarding school in 1960. Now, 40 years later, young Satan worshippers frequent the old boarded-up school. When a real demon is accidentally called back, the "fun" begins. Will the former student (Adrienne Barbeau), who started all of this and who has been released from a mental institution, be able to help?
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Judgment Day 1999 R, 95 min. Genre: Action
Director: John Terlesky Cast: Ice-T, Suzy Amis, Mario Van Peebles, Coolio, Linden Ashby, Tommy "Tiny" Lister, Max Gail, Mark Deakins, James Eckhouse, David Wells
In this taking-advantage-of-successful-storylines, a large piece of interstellar debris is headed to Earth, and the only man who can help is a scientist who has invented a system to deal with such matters. But–there is a cult group out there headed by Payne (Mario Van Peebles) who does not want man interfering with "God's will" and is out to stop the scientist by capturing him. Now it's up to a convicted murderer (Ice-T) and an FBI agent (Suzy Amis) to recover the scientist. Watchable.
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Leprechaun in the Hood 2000 R, 90 min. Genre: Comedy / Horror / Fantasy / Musical aka: Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood
Director: Rob Spera Cast: Warwick Davis, Ice-T, Anthony Montgomery, Coolio, Rashaan Nall, Red Grant, Lobo Sebastian, Ivory Ocean, Jack Ong, Bebe Drake, Donna M. Perkins, Daya Vaidya, Chloe Hunter
The Leprechaun (Warwick Davis) shows up this time in 1970s' L.A. where the ruthless Mack Daddy (Ice-T) not only steals his gold but drugs and imprisons him as well. Now, 20-years later, it is Mack Daddy who is being robbed by three young rappers: Postmaster P (Coolio), Stray Bullet (Rashaan Nall), and Butch (Red Grant). Unfortunately for them, they revive the Leprechaun during the break-in. Trouble ensues.
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Pterodactyl 2005 N/R, 89 min. Genre: Action / Sci-Fi / Horror
Director: Mark L. Lester Cast: Cameron Daddo, Coolio, Amy Sloan, George Calil, Ivo Cutzarida, Mircea Monroe, Jessica Ferrarone, Steve Braun, Danna Lee, Dusan Fager, Todd Kramer, David Nykl
Capt. Bergen (Coolio) and his commandos are hunting a terrorist, while Prof. Michael Lovecraft (Cameron Daddo) and his scientific expedition are looking for clues to the past. Both find themselves in a Turkish forest that holds a volcano hosting prehistoric eggs that are in the process of hatching into flesh-eating pterodactyls. As the pterodactyls attack, Capt. Bergen and Prof. Lovecraft must team up and work together if anyone is to survive. 1 User Review
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| | 02/17/2007 | | I picked 1 since 0 was unavailable (as a matter of fact -10 would have been more appropriate...) |
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Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th 2000 R, 86 min. Genre: Comedy
Director: John Blanchard Cast: Julie Benz, Majandra Delfino, Tiffani Thiessen, Simon Rex, Tom Arnold, Coolio, Aimee Graham, Kim Greist, Harley Cross, Mink Stole
Now we're making spoofs of spoofs of teen slash movies, but this one has a couple of fun moments and originality–like the character names. Hagitha Utslay (Tiffany-Amber Thiessen) is a reporter for Empty-V News and is now covering the murder rampage going on at the high school. Not only is the killer inept, but so is the security man–Doughy (Tom Arnold)–who is hired to protect the students. Got my drift?
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| 1. An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)
2. China Strike Force (2000)
3. The Convent (2000)
4. Judgment Day (1999)
5. Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) aka: Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood
6. Pterodactyl (2005)
7. Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2000)
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