Brain Smasher: A Love Story 1993  N/R, 88 min.
Genre: Action / Comedy
Director: Albert Pyun
Cast: Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, Yuji Okumoto, Brion James, Tim Thomerson, Charles Rocket, Nicholas Guest, Dorothy Dells, Wrick Jones, Galen Schrick, Steve Tancora, Peter Kwong
Supermodel Samantha Crain (Teri Hatcher) attempts to deliver a smuggled package containing a red lotus flower to her sister Cammy (Deborah Van Valkenburgh). On making the delivery, she learns that Cammy has been captured by Chinese Shaolin Monks who want the lotus flower because they believe it holds the key to ultimate power. The sisters manage to flee the Monks, and Samantha hires Ed "Brain Smasher" Molloy (Andrew Dice Clay) as her bodyguard. The couple fights off the monks a number of times–until Molloy is captured. The monks demand the lotus flower in return for Molloy, and the sisters must decide whether or not to make a deal.
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Casual Sex? 1988  R, 87 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Genevieve Robert
Cast: Lea Thompson, Victoria Jackson, Stephen Shellen, Andrew Dice Clay, Jerry Levine, Mary Gross, Valerie Breiman, Bruce Abbott, Dale Midkiff
Two women go looking for love at a health resort. This movie takes a funny, yet frank look at sex in the late eighties. Andrew Dice Clay adds his unique brand of humor to the film.
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Foolish 1999 R, 86 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Dave Meyers
Cast: Eddie Griffin, Master P, Amy Petersen, Frank Sivero, Jonathan Banks, Andrew Dice Clay, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Marla Gibbs, Anthony Boswell, Bill Nunn
Two brothers, Foolish Waise (Eddie Griffin) and Fifty Dollah (Master P), may have their differences, but when backed against the wall each will support the other. Eddie Griffin fans may love this film; however, the rest of the audience could very possibly be left scratching their heads.
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Jury Duty 1995  PG-13, 86 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: John Fortenberry
Cast: Pauly Shore, Tia Carrere, Stanley Tucci, Brian Doyle-Murray, Abe Vigoda, Charles Napier, Richard Edson, Richard Riehle, Shelley Winters, Andrew Dice Clay
Tommy Collen was unemployed until he landed on a jury. Now he gets $5 per day and is living in a nice hotel. He can continue living in this style if he makes sure that the trial drags on and on. So does this movie! It's a true BOMB!
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Making the Grade 1984 R, 105 min.
Genre: Comedy
aka: Preppies
Director: Dorian Walker
Cast: Judd Nelson, Jonna Lee, Gordon Jump, Walter Olkewicz, Ronald Lacey, Dana Olsen, Carey Scott, Scott McGinnis, Andrew Dice Clay, John Dye
Wealthy Palmer Woodrow (Dana Olsen) hires a poor kid, Eddie Keaton (Judd Nelson), to attend the elite Hoover Academy in his place while Palmer heads off for a good time in Europe. But it doesn't take Eddie long to gain notoriety and for events to surge beyond control.
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My 5 Wives 2000 R, 100 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Cast: Rodney Dangerfield, Andrew Dice Clay, John Byner, Molly Shannon, Jerry Stiller, John Pinette, Rob deLeeuw, Fred(2) Keating, Jud Tylor, Angelika Libera, Kate Luyben, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Brandy Ledford, Karin Konoval, Anita Brown
Wealthy real-estate developer Peterson (Rodney Dangerfield) wants to buy a ski resort in Utah. But, the property comes with five buxom, sex-crazed wives. There's also crime boss Tony Morano (Andrew Dice Clay) who wants the land.
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National Lampoon's Favorite Deadly Sins 1995  R, 95 min.
Genre: Comedy
aka: Favorite Deadly Sins
Director: David Jablin, Denis Leary
Cast: Denis Leary, Joe Mantegna, Andrew Dice Clay, Annabella Sciorra, Cassidy Rae, William Ragsdale, Brian Keith, Farrah Forke, Lois Foraker, Allan Rich
This edited version of a Showtime series (that satirized the deadly sins) presents skits on three of the sins; "Greed," "Anger," and "Lust;" with mixed results. "Greed" is the most effective as Frank (Joe Mantegna), a TV producer of true-life crime stories, tries to get a leg up on the competition.
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Night Patrol 1985 R, 87 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Jackie Kong
Cast: Linda Blair, Pat Paulsen, Jaye P. Morgan, Jack Riley, Billy Barty, Murray Langston, Pat Morita, Andrew Dice Clay
This not-so-funny comedy is about "The Unknown Comic" (Murray Langston) who disguises himself by wearing a bag on his head. As if that is not bad enough, during the day, he is a rookie on the L.A. police force.
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No Contest 1994 R, 98 min.
Genre: Action
Director: Paul Lynch
Cast: Shannon Tweed, Robert Davi, Andrew Dice Clay, Roddy Piper, Nicholas Campbell, John Colicos, Judith Scott, James Purcell, Louis Wrightman, Keram Malicki-Sanchez
The Miss Galaxy Beauty Contest, hosted by former winner Sharon Bell (Shannon Tweed), is interrupted by the violent Raymond (Andrew Dice Clay). He and his henchmen kill over 30 bystanders while he takes the contestants and hostess hostage with a goal of demanding millions in diamonds. But he doesn't know that Sharon is a kickboxing expert. Another "Diehard" rip-off.
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One Night at McCool's 2001  R, 93 min.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Harald Zwart
Cast: Liv Tyler, Matt Dillon, Paul Reiser, John Goodman, Michael Douglas, Reba McEntire, Richard Jenkins, Andrew Dice Clay, Leo Rossi, Eric Schaeffer
Through flashbacks, told through second-hand testimony, the viewer learns versions of the story as told by three men: bartender Randy (Matt Dillon), detective Dehling (John Goodman), and lawyer Carl (Paul Reiser). All are involved with the devastatingly beautiful Jewel Valentine (Liv Tyler), but Jewel sees these three as mere patsies who could provide the means for getting whatever she wants.
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Point Doom 1999 N/R, 100 min.
Genre: Action
Director: Art Camacho
Cast: Richard Grieco, Andrew Dice Clay, Angie Everhart, Jennifer O'Dell, Ice-T, Zach Galligan, John Enos III, Sebastian Bach, Bobby Young, Patti Ross
Biker Rick Hansen (Richard Grieco) is not a nice person–he even steals drugs from his fellow bikers. His girlfriend, Stephanie (Jennifer O'Dell), leaves him for another when she can no longer tolerate his abuse and inadvertently takes the stolen drugs. Rick kidnaps Stephanie's sister to use as a bargaining chip to get the drugs back. Poor throughout.
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Pretty in Pink 1986  PG-13, 96 min.
Genre: Comedy / Drama / Romance
Director: Howard Deutch
Cast: Molly Ringwald, Harry Dean Stanton, Andrew McCarthy, Jon Cryer, Annie Potts, James Spader, Jim Haynie, Emily Longstreth, Alexa Kenin, Andrew Dice Clay, Kate Vernon, Dweezil Zappa, Margaret Colin, Jamie Anders, Gina Gershon
High-school insecurities are portrayed in this film about Andie Walsh (Molly Ringwald) from the wrong side of the tracks. She lives with her father (Harry Dean Stanton) and runs around with Iona and Duckie (Annie Potts and Jon Cryer). Andie falls for rich kid Blane McDonnagh (Andrew McCarthy). Blane does ask her to the Senior Prom, but then his friends tease him about his choice for a date.
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| 1. Brain Smasher: A Love Story (1993)
2. Casual Sex? (1988)
3. Foolish (1999)
4. Jury Duty (1995)
5. Making the Grade (1984)
aka: Preppies
6. My 5 Wives (2000)
7. National Lampoon's Favorite Deadly Sins (1995)
aka: Favorite Deadly Sins
8. Night Patrol (1985)
9. No Contest (1994)
10. One Night at McCool's (2001)
11. Point Doom (1999)
12. Pretty in Pink (1986)
13. Private Resort (1985)
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